Bunny Slippers - Matt Peterson

When the world's most feared assassin quits his job, the assassins' guild declares open season-on him.

Bunny, legendary killer and part-time security-software mogul, has just refused a major assignment from MARI, the global murder bureaucracy that raised him. Their response? A $15 million bounty and six thousand assassins eager to collect. Unfortunately for them, Bunny has rules, grudges, and a gift for weaponizing pure chaos.

Teaming up with his shovel-happy nephew Darcell and Kitty, a jewel-thief fashion designer with better aim than most snipers, Bunny sets out to dismantle MARI's empire-preferably in ways that upset their accountants.

As bodies fall out of windows, zombies riot in underground labs, and an amusement park roller coaster has a very bad day, Bunny stays one step ahead of the world's deadliest killers by having no plan at all. And when MARI retreats to a missile-stuffed cruise liner for their grand finale, Bunny proves one thing beyond doubt:

If they want a war, he'll give them one they'll never live to regret.