Adventure doesn't have an expiration date. Seventy-two-year-old Sadie Crenshaw has spent nineteen years watching survival contestants suffer from the comfort of her recliner. Then, on margarita night, she says the obvious out loud: she and her three lifelong best friends should try it themselves. The network agrees to a senior special edition of Unclothed and Afraid. Sadie has one nonnegotiable condition. They stay fully clothed. Her first mistake comes before filming even begins. Newly licensed and far too confident, she flies the group to Louisiana in her Cessna, and a storm forces an unscheduled landing deep in the swamp. By the time they reach production, they've already gone viral by accident. Now Sadie, Kay, Diane, and Lynne must survive twenty-one days of bugs, hunger, rising water, questionable producers, and a rival team of twenty-somethings who have abdominal muscles, a supplement line, matching cheekbones, a combined fear of carbohydrates, and no common sense. Survival, it turns out, may depend less on youth than on friendship, gumption, and knowing when to ignore the people in charge. For readers who love the heart of The Thursday Murder Club and the comic chaos of Janet Evanovich, Clothed and Afraid is Book One of The BFF Bucket List series.