Your planetary extinction has been greenlit for eighteen seasons.And the lead actress is a bloodthirsty Persian cat.Welcome to the World Dungeon, a Dark Comedy LitRPG where the apocalypse is a prime-time reality show and humanity is the unpaid talent. In a universe where Viewership Points are the only currency that buys you another day of life, survival isn't about strength-it's about style, ratings, and not getting canceled by a sociopathic corporate overlord. Progression isn't just a stat; it's a contract renewal.Cairbre is a cynical Coast Guard veteran who knows how to handle a storm, but he wasn't prepared for a System integration that rewards "dramatic kills." He's a pragmatic survivalist trapped in a world that demands a showman, and he's about to find out that the camera loves a reluctant hero.The "Great Script" AI is forcing the narrative.Magic runs on "Sponsor Snacks" and desperation.And his only partner is a pampered feline magic-user who refuses to cast a spell unless her "fans" are watching.Eighteen floors of genre-bending carnage stand between Cairbre and the executive producer who commodified Earth's suffering. If he doesn't reach the top and collapse the intergalactic broadcast network, his home won't just be destroyed-it will be archived as a footnote in a galactic ratings report.Coast Crawler Carter is a high-octane Science Fantasy adventure filled with brutal progression, sarcastic AI bureaucrats, and the most dangerous house cat in the galaxy. It's a dark, hilarious climb through a dungeon where the stakes are literal and the loot is sponsored.The cameras are rolling. Grab your snacks and start the climb today.
