French Memos To Assholes: A Vulgar And Delightful Adult Coloring Book To Release Your Anger And Learn French The Real Way.
Roulier, Remy
Synopsis "French Memos To Assholes: A Vulgar And Delightful Adult Coloring Book To Release Your Anger And Learn French The Real Way."
"Vulgar And Delightful Memos To Learn REAL French While Coloring Your Anger Away" The Perfect Adult Coloring Book To Release Your Anger And Learn French At The Same Time Pissed off to see how silly your neighbor is? Fed up listening to your boring coworker who never shuts up? Your mechanic is a notorious incompetent? You are in a hurry but the driver before you drives slow as hell? Sometimes, you just need to slap (or punch) them in the face. But before it ends up turning against you: Join the growing foulmouthed masses of people who express their anger by coloring! Keep Children away, It's Going To Be Spicy! From the former President Nicolas Sarkozy's famous "Casse-toi, pauv' con !" to the classic "Ferme ta gueule", here are all these spicy, delightful and vulgar French phrases on which you will NEVER want your children to stumble upon, but that offer you an intense coloring pleasure and a great way to learn French the real way, like no school will EVER teach you: Va Te Faire Enculer Crétin Des Alpes Suce Ma Queue Espèce De Sale Connard T'es Une Grosse Salope Enculeur De Mouches Casse-toi, pauv' con ! Je Vais Te Casser La Gueule Ferme Ta Gueule Sale Fils De Pute Tu Me Fais Gerber Espèce De GROS Enculé Tu Es Une Grosse Merde Va Te Faire Foutre Raclure De Bidet Tu Me Les Brises Je Te Pisse À La Raie Lèche-Cul De Merde Imbécile Heureux Je T'emmerde Fous-Moi La Paix Dégage Connard Tu L'as Dans Le Fion Sale Chienne Tu Pues Du Cul Nique Ta Mère Parle À Ma Main Moule À Gaufres Balai À Chiottes Tu Es Aussi Belle Que Tu Es Intelligente Bien Joué Einstein T'es Pas La Moitié D'Un Con Espèce De Faux-Cul T'es Une Vraie Connasse The Perfect Gift Against Anger With Many Animals To Color Have you seen the creatures and animals present in this adult coloring book? Some hide, others openly appear, but each drawing contains at least one of them. It's up to you to find them! Help as many people as possible to join the growing masses who express their anger by coloring, (or help your desperate friends who want to swear in French without being ridiculous): Offer them this book as a gift! And to color with even more comfort, there is only one drawing per sheet to avoid colors bleeding through to the back of the page and damage the other drawings.
